Kiwi sperm quality in freefall

Bob Connor · Post by **Bob Connor** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:01 pm

Interesting article in The Age today.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/lifeandst ... 08157.html

Any of you New Zealanders like to tell us what your mates have been up to lately.

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:09 pm

Yeah looks like the geneticists have been a-sheep at the switch......

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:29 pm

I have a Kiwi friend over in Sydney who is a geneticist by trade. During her uni years she had a job at a fertility clinic. One thing they found was that household cleaners were a major cause of infertility in men.

Bob Connor · Post by **Bob Connor** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:51 pm

In Australia we're not that keen on using Toilet Duck for personal hygiene.

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:07 pm

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:24 pm

Grass seed in ur willy would help matters either i guess

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:17 pm

The real problem is actually related to exposure to excessive amounts of lanolin.

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:45 pm

Are you sure that this geneticist was not fired for drinking on the job?

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:46 pm

Right thats enough Kiwi bashing...Im complaining to the moderators.

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:15 pm

Yeah, I'm with Martin and I must say that Marie knows, and Romney nose to and have herd enough. It's the sad tail of ewe close knit mob who have been nipping at the heels of the Kiwis lately so just pull your horns in, this sort of slander is a baaaaaahhhhd thing so cut it out. It's not fair to draft out a race just because they are from a different paddock. One of ewe in particular is a real black sheep but none of ewe involved in this frolicking have been pull'in the wool over any-one's eyes and if ewe's mob think you can get away with this sort of lamb basting just let me ram this point home, ewe will be in for a real roasting. So just chop it out now ya bldy baaaaahstards, seems it only takes one of ewe to run a stray and the rest will follow like a mob of bldy sheep.

Not happy

Kim (there ya go Martin, I told'em for ya mate.

)

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:10 pm

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:53 pm

Sorry to bleat on Martin

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:22 pm

Sometimes I wonder who has the bigger obsession about shagging sheep.....you Ozzies certainly spend alot more time talking about it then the poor old Kiwis.

I guess some people talk about doing something while others just go and do it!!

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:07 pm

Are kangaroos good in bed?

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:36 pm

Hesh1956 wrote:Are kangaroos good in bed?

hilo_kawika · Post by **hilo_kawika** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:41 pm

For the ukulele:

"Three foot eight
Eyes of slate
Makes me want to f.....cate
Has anybody seen my ewe?"

(follow up verses encouraged...)

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:52 pm

hilo_kawika wrote:For the ukulele:

"Three foot eight
Eyes of slate
Makes me want to f.....cate
Has anybody seen my ewe?"

(follow up verses encouraged...)

Dave I take it that would be to the tune "Has anybody seen my girl" ?

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:05 pm

How about:
Verse
Shanks tucked in, my gum boots, that's the way I like me roots, has anybody seen my ewe.

Chorus
She blinks at me with those cute eye lashes
Her lanolin has cleared my nasty rashes.

Verse
Fist of wool, makes me drool, she's my sweet and I'm her fool has anybody seen my ewe. Has anybody seen my ewe

Cheers

Kim

hilo_kawika · Post by **hilo_kawika** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:29 pm

Kim,

You're right on the numbers. I think I've joined the right group after all...

Probably we'd call the number "Five Foot Two" in the states. I've found the chording for it (Key of A, I think). Perhaps we can have an impromptu singalong at some watering hole in Albany.

David

sebastiaan56 · Post by **sebastiaan56** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:47 pm

She bleets and bucks, an I just f#cks, has anybody seen my ewe...

hilo_kawika · Post by **hilo_kawika** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:39 pm

Holy Smokes! What have I started?

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:40 pm

That's it, I gotta book a flight to Albany. You guys are cracking me up.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:06 pm

sebastiaan56 · Post by **sebastiaan56** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am

A bit like Castle Anthrax

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg

OK, why doesnt the bloody picture come up.....

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:13 am

Your computer has anthrax?

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