Okay these Somali Pirates have gone too far this time

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Okay these Somali Pirates have gone too far this time

Post by kiwigeo » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:56 pm

Ralph loses 130,000 boobs at sea

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue. The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week. The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said. Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine. "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.''
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Post by hilo_kawika » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:18 pm

sure beats Nikes or rubber duckies...

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Post by kiwigeo » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:21 pm

I suspect Hesh might have something to do with this heist....I believe the inflatable breasts were purple.
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Post by hilo_kawika » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Wasn't there a Teletubbies issue with purple and our religious ultra right? Hesh, help me out here.

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Post by sebastiaan56 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:43 pm

Dave, I believe it was that intellectual giant Jerry Falwell, see http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/276677.stm

Back to the boobs, does that mean we should be scouring the beaches for breasts Martin? Got any dimensional clues? I'd hate to grab the wrong ones....
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Post by kiwigeo » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:10 pm

Should be interesting times for breast...er....I mean Beachcombers
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Post by Hesh1956 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:20 am

Maybe it's part of a stimulas package? :D
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Post by Ron Wisdom » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:26 am

:D :lmao :lmao :lmao :D

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I was so worried.......

Post by sebastiaan56 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:56 am

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 21,00.html
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