Man caught with penis in pasta jar
A man caught near New South Wales's Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20kmh car chase, has had his day in court.
Newcastle police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
Weatherley attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.
Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.
He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".
He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action
This makes a nice change from the Kiwi-bashing jokes
Re: This makes a nice change from the Kiwi-bashing jokes
Is anyone else mainly disturbed by the most normal thing they found in the car?kiwigeo wrote: A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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and then there is this this guy,
A man who admitted faking his way into a job as a Qantas aircraft engineer also faked his character references for the sentencing judge, a Sydney court has been told.
In the NSW District Court on Thursday, Timothy Leslie McCormack sat with his head in his hands as it was revealed he had made up the four character references he tendered ahead of his sentencing hearing.
McCormack posed as a licensed aircraft engineer for almost nine months before his ruse was discovered in July 2007.
He had conducted 30 maintenance checks by that time.
The 27-year-old pleaded guilty in September to 42 charges in the NSW District Court, including forging a maintenance engineer's licence.
Among McCormack's false letters of support was one from a fictional Senior Sergeant Woodward, who was said to also be president of the Hornsby Junior Australian Rules Football Club.
"There is no football club by that name," prosecutor Paul McGuire said.
Judge Mark Marien SC was told the other three references, purportedly from a school counsellor and members of the community, were also written by McCormack.
The word counsellor was even spelled incorrectly.
Judge Marien said it was "so obvious" all four references were typed and formatted in the same way and signed by the same hand.
"What has occurred in these sentencing procedures is, in my experience, an extraordinary event," he said.
Defence barrister Sydney Jacobs argued his client may be a "pathological" liar who could not be held accountable for his actions.
He successfully sought an adjournment so that possibility could be examined.
Referring to a 2003 American journal article that suggested pathological lying could be a diagnosable psychiatric disorder, Mr Jacobs said the theory could help explain this particular case.
"It seems to have some relevance - at least on a conceptual level - to what has occurred," Mr Jacobs said.
However, Mr McGuire said the article was inconclusive as it stated that pathological lying may just be "a behavioural symptom and not a diagnosis".
Agreeing it was "somewhat speculative", Judge Marien said his sentencing would have to reflect the fact that McCormack was solely responsible for his current state of affairs.
The matter was adjourned until December 4.
from http://news.smh.com.au/national/qantas- ... -6c9x.html
A man who admitted faking his way into a job as a Qantas aircraft engineer also faked his character references for the sentencing judge, a Sydney court has been told.
In the NSW District Court on Thursday, Timothy Leslie McCormack sat with his head in his hands as it was revealed he had made up the four character references he tendered ahead of his sentencing hearing.
McCormack posed as a licensed aircraft engineer for almost nine months before his ruse was discovered in July 2007.
He had conducted 30 maintenance checks by that time.
The 27-year-old pleaded guilty in September to 42 charges in the NSW District Court, including forging a maintenance engineer's licence.
Among McCormack's false letters of support was one from a fictional Senior Sergeant Woodward, who was said to also be president of the Hornsby Junior Australian Rules Football Club.
"There is no football club by that name," prosecutor Paul McGuire said.
Judge Mark Marien SC was told the other three references, purportedly from a school counsellor and members of the community, were also written by McCormack.
The word counsellor was even spelled incorrectly.
Judge Marien said it was "so obvious" all four references were typed and formatted in the same way and signed by the same hand.
"What has occurred in these sentencing procedures is, in my experience, an extraordinary event," he said.
Defence barrister Sydney Jacobs argued his client may be a "pathological" liar who could not be held accountable for his actions.
He successfully sought an adjournment so that possibility could be examined.
Referring to a 2003 American journal article that suggested pathological lying could be a diagnosable psychiatric disorder, Mr Jacobs said the theory could help explain this particular case.
"It seems to have some relevance - at least on a conceptual level - to what has occurred," Mr Jacobs said.
However, Mr McGuire said the article was inconclusive as it stated that pathological lying may just be "a behavioural symptom and not a diagnosis".
Agreeing it was "somewhat speculative", Judge Marien said his sentencing would have to reflect the fact that McCormack was solely responsible for his current state of affairs.
The matter was adjourned until December 4.
from http://news.smh.com.au/national/qantas- ... -6c9x.html
make mine fifths........
No, I'm mostly disturbed that some highly trained police officers haven't got the brains to see that this alleged felon has his old fella in a pasta jar, and proceeded to bash him and douse him with capsicum spray.
What ever happened to saying, "Geeze man, put that thing away. What the hell are you thinking"?
And Jack Russell's are generally pretty cluey dogs. Wouldn't you like to know what he was thinking.....
Maybe Jack likes pasta sauce.
What ever happened to saying, "Geeze man, put that thing away. What the hell are you thinking"?
And Jack Russell's are generally pretty cluey dogs. Wouldn't you like to know what he was thinking.....
Maybe Jack likes pasta sauce.
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